$BTC is the ticker Bureaucratic Transaction Currency

if DOGE is playfully reffered to as the "Department of Government Efficiency" then Bitcoin (BTC) could be seen is a similar metaphorical or humorous light. Here are a possibilities fo BTC in this playful contect:

Bureaucratic Transaction Currency

highlighting Bitcoin's original purpose as a decentralized currency to bypass traditional financial systems, which are often seen as bureaucratic.

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How to buy $BTC

01 Have your wallet

Create your Metamask wallet. If you have one, proceed to number 2 step.

2 Have some ETH

Get some ETH to your wallet. This will be used for trading $BTC .

3 Swap $MAGA

Go to Uniswap and copy paste the $BTC contract address. Swap with your desired amount.